OH MY GOODNESS!! One of a kind, never to be made again, pattern welded Baz Crack Scratcher. Let’s face it – it’s too pretty to use, but I worked a lot harder on this (God only knows why) than a standard crack scratcher, so I’m going to charge like a wounded bull for it, empty your wallet and have you back on the streets, begging for scraps off the master’s table before you can say, “Holy crack scratcher, I’m poor!” Go busking, wield your pretty Baz Crack Scratcher and pay back that mortgage.
For this fine-looking piece of useless steel and wood, how much would you expect to pay? But wait, there’s more!
Wait… no there’s not. That’s it.